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The Room: What a Storified Tweetalong

    1. The Room.  It’s sinister.  It’s horrendous.  It’s hilarious.  It may just be one of the greatest worst movies ever made and may be the greatest thing to ever come out of San Francisco.  This post is not just any post… it is a shrine to Tommy Wiseau and his perfectly terrible genius.  I have decided that this movie is something that can’t be reviewed.  If anything, The Room has been over reviewed and it speaks for itself in the end.  It’s awkward shots, writing, directing, acting… just everything.  This film must be seen to believed.

      I now present to you…

      The Room: What a Storified Tweetalong
      “Haha.  What a storify, Alex.” ~Tommy Wiseau
      Screenshots of the carnage…
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      “Hai doggie…” #theroom #tweetalong
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 22:14:42
    3. Doggie, strong and silent type.  It’s weird, minor things like this that make The Room what it is.  What is exactly was going on in Mr. Wiseau’s head when he decided to put this bit in?  Was it just to show he was getting flower’s for Lisa?  To show he’s a nice guy because he pets the cute pug at the flower shop?
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      My Pokemon Snap skills in action. #TheRoom #tweetalong
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 22:25:46
    5. This shot pretty much sums up the movie.
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      Why you don’t play football in tuxedos. #theroom #tweetalong
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 22:56:11
    7. I didn’t notice this till now but this is a very… homoerotic shot.  Obviously it’s not intentional but once again, it’s awkward moments like these that make The Room such a classic.
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      “Got it!” -Epic Chewing Guy #theroom #tweetalong
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 22:59:43
    9. Epic Chewing Guy, unsung hero of The Room.  More proof that this film has some of the worst camera work ever done.
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      I have never noticed this till now but there’s a random guy standing in the background. #theroom #tweetalong
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 23:04:38
    11. More awkward, unintentional homoeroticism.  Plus, a random guy loitering in the background.  I’ve seen this hilarious trainwreck so many times and did not notice him till now.
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      No TV is safe with Johnny! #tweetalong #theroom
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 23:28:12
    13. How your screen feels after The Room.
    14. How do others feel about this American classic?
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      Must get the soundtrack to #TheRoom the ladies will love it! #sinewyskin
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 17:35:31
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      I am 25 minutes into The Room. I can’t..I can’t even…this is so…#theroom
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 00:47:39
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      Mon, Apr 16 2012 00:54:15
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      RT @kendonak: Just had the greatest cinema experience of my life #theroom
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 21:28:50
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      After watching 4min of Tommy Wiseau’s #TheRoom my mind literally exploded intro 100 places. #worstmovieofalltime damn it all to hell 😦
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 23:30:57
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      #TheRoom is like really bad porno. It’s too early for this.. Thank god it’s the last week of classes
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 10:29:07
    21. My favorite quotes…
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      “I miss you.” “I just saw you, what are you talking about…?” #theroom #tweetalong
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 22:31:14
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      “I did not hit her, it’s bullshit I did not hit her. I DID NAUGHT!! Oh hai, Mark.” -Johnny #theroom #tweetalong
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 22:32:31
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      “Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!” -Mark #theroom #tweetalong
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 23:15:28
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      “Everyone betrayed me! I’m fed up with this world!” Greatest party fight scene ever. #theroom #tweetalong
      Mon, Apr 16 2012 23:22:54
    26. Best remix…

      Favorite mash-ups…

What would go great with this ?

Serve with…
Johnny Pizza
  • Half Canadian bacon, with pineapple.
  • Half artichoke with pesto.
  • Light on the cheese.

Accommodating beverage…


  • Half scotch
  • Half vodka

Japanese Spiderman – Not a review, just a post.

So, I was looking around and found out that Marvel’s site actually has (I’m assuming) all the episodes of Japanese Spiderman for free:  From a Spiderman fan’s personal view, I find it flat out silly and missing the things I admired about the original comics (his personal struggles, trying to live a double life, etcetera).  But, from a film nerd’s view, it’s really interesting to see a classic American superhero mixed with retro Japanese cheese.

Professor Monster may be my new favorite Spiderman villain.

I think the characters in here are quite interesting.  The villains are very clearly made for Japanese audiences (Professor Monster with the projector on his head is hilariously awesome), as well as Spiderman’s mech and Mach V-esque car.  I really liked how this Peter Parker has a sister and a much younger brother.  Parker’s girlfriend is the photographer this time, instead of him, which I find to be kind of refreshing and can see bringing some really interesting plots.  If you like odd, retro Japanese stuff then you should definitely check this out; Spiderman fan or not.

What would go great with this ?

Serve with…
California Roll
Accommodating beverage…
Sake Screwdriver

Party Monster – A movie that might have been a little too ahead of its time.

If I were to say this movie was ahead of its time, you’d probably roll your eyes at me. I can’t really blame you because this one isn’t for everybody and definitely not every critic. Unless you have a love for electronic music and cult films, Monster Party can be hard to digest. Within the first ten minutes, I felt as if I was watching a parody of the made-for-tv biopics that were so popular during the 90s; coincidentally, the era which this film takes place. This movie was released in 2003, several years after Michael Alig was convicted. Even though I’m a huge electronic music fan, I never heard of Party Monster and never would have if I didn’t scroll through my girlfriend’s recommended movies on Netflix. I kinda-sorta knew who Michael Alig was, what he was known for, and what he was convicted of but didn’t know there was a movie (or book, for that matter) on the ordeal… and nor did I ever think I would see Macaulay Caulkin and Seth Green together in drag.

“I’m not addicted to drugs, I’m addicted to glamor.”

The thing this movie does the best is capture the cheesy 90s with its mise-en-scene. The costumes, sets/shooting locations, and shots. It may not be perfect and I doubt the directors intentionally made this movie seem like a 90’s made-for-tv biopic but the feeling is there, accidental or not. It is nowhere on the level of The Artist, when it comes to capturing film style of another era, but its nostalgic entertainment factor was there for me. This (possibly unintentional) gimmick also works for Party Monster in some parts too. Some examples include the trashy, live New York talk show and when the local news covers one of their parties. Not saying their transitions are fluid but it helps reinforce the “hey, this is the nineties” atmosphere; something that was probably too early for people to register on when it was released in ’03.  Another thing that made me feel that the made-for-tv cheese was intentional is how boldly the direction switches during the drug hallucination scenes. They might have been stereotypical with the fast cuts, fish eyed lenses, and unsettling shot positions, but they did break that 90’s made-for-tv mold where drugs are typically portrayed as dark and eerie.  It would have been too much if it went down that path and it probably wouldn’t have aged into “cult status” like it has today.

How to be Fabulous by Seth Green

My major confusion is whether this is supposed to be a parody or homage to 90s cheese–if it really is intentional.  Another thing that leads me to thinking so is when John St. John (Seth Green) makes a comment towards the end of the film saying Michael Alig (Macaulay Caulkin) was making the movie seem like an after school special, spiking the camera right when he says it. I also feel that my uncertainty of this is drawn from how it ended.  I was left wanting more; arguably what all the characters wanted throughout Party Monster: excess. Party Monster is such a twisted, charismatic movie that being left with nothing was probably the only way it could end.

What would go great with this ?

Serve with…
Buffalo Chicken Macaroni and Cheese
Accommodating beverage…
Jolly Rancher Vodka



Critic Value: 8/10 for me, 4-6/10 for most.

It’s not a film for all critics.  If you don’t know anything about the subcultures depicted in this film, you’re not going to really get the “dangers of excess” message.  But if you do get it, I doubt you’ll get all of it with just one viewing.

Quality Value: 6/10

It feels low budget but in the end it worked in its favor.

Entertainment Value: 8/10

I felt really engaged through this whole movie.  Macaulay Caulkin plays Michael Alig without you ever questioning it; even James St. James admitted this in an interview when asked about his opinion on the casting of the two main roles.  It’s campiness is also a contributing factor to the entertainment value, as well as its cult status.